The Blind Melon's encounter with "Royalty"

Since I haven't updated, I thought this would be just right for an update for the time being, since I'm really busy with my upcoming finals. I had just taken a break from studying so much (with zero concentration) and I just added Blind Melon and started chatting away. I was hesitant at first since I wouldn't really be on msn much, but I thought atleast I'd drop in and say hi. Little did I know that little hi would turn into a hilarious conversation. The entry is long (as you can very well see!), so if you're just here to have a look around and read something quick, then you're at the wrong place at the wrong time. Enjoy!!

Disclaimer: I did not intend to offend nor mock anyone. This whole conversation and the crap (or lack thereof) provided was all done merely in the name of fun. No animals were harmed in the making of this entry. If you haven't taken your medication today (namely Prozac) please stop reading immediately.

(All msgs from the victim Blindy start in red for clarity)

This is how the nickname issue started...

AP says: I give up tryna pronounce your nick!
Blindy says: You dont.. speak arabic?
AP says: nope!
Blindy says: Noway!
Blindy says: Hahahahahah
Blindy says: I never knew that!
AP says: hehe
AP says: how come?
Blindy says: How come? lol..I dont know!
Blindy says: I always had the impression you spoke it since.. your blog has arabic..
Blindy says: and your nick.. like..right now..
AP says: LOOL!
AP says: there you go!
AP says: I write Arabic in my blog but I dont speak it!?
AP says: I was talkin bout that made up word in english!
AP says: does it even exist?
Blindy says: okay...
Blindy says: now.. you lost me
Blindy says: what are you talking about!
AP says: me no sbeek london
AP says: me only sbeek 3arabic
AP says: ya3ni bil 3arabi eeeewa atkalam 3arabi 6ab3an!
Blindy says: LOOOOL!
Blindy says: hahahahahaha
Blindy says: ya5e you puzzled me!
Blindy says: lol!
Blindy says: So you do speak arabic
Blindy says: and you write it (ofcourse)

Could you believe she still asked me that? lol!


Blindy says: um.. Im not quite sure this word exists..
Blindy says: but..
AP says: knew it!!
Blindy says: it kinds sounds cool
Blindy says: and sort of describes what i feel!
AP says: ok and that would be?
Blindy says: okay...
Blindy says: gimme a sec
Blindy says: I WILL FIND THE MEANING
Blindy says: lemmi type the meaning
Blindy says: discombobulate: to confuse or disconcert
AP says: you did exactly that to me!


This is where the real fun began...!

Blindy says: so...whats your family name?
AP says: (_____) Al-Busaidi
Blindy says: Do ..I know you?
Blindy says: lol
AP says: do you?
Blindy says: what school did u go to!
AP says: I studied abroad all my life
AP says: well not all
AP says: most
Blindy says: lol..
Blindy says: even prep school?
AP says: most of it yeah
Blindy says: what schools DID you go to here?
AP says: I spent my last years studying at the Sandhurst Academy in England
AP says: private home schooling
AP says: Taimoor bin Faisal is my great grandfather
Blindy says: Mashallah.. Excuse my ignorance.. but who's Taimoor bin Faisal
AP says: His Majesty's grandfather
Blindy says: Im guessing he's .. his majesty's father?
Blindy says: lol grandfather..
AP says: yep
Blindy says: oh! you're royalty then!
AP says: a term I don't like using nor a term a like attached to me
Blindy says: so you get it alot?
AP says: I'm "lucky" when I can get away with it
AP says: you dont understand
AP says: the 'special' treatment by almost everyone around you
Blindy says: you're vitamin W!
Blindy says: lol..
AP says: hahaha
AP says: well not yet.. that would be my father
AP says: you're probably having second thoughts about me already
Blindy says: yee.. la wallah..
Blindy says: Im indifferent.. I can't really comprehend the whole thing.. unless I see you like.. walking on flowers spread infront of you by maidens
Blindy says: lol
AP says: I hope nothing I said will affect anything at all cuz that's always been one of my main concerns when dealing with people
AP says: well it's like that sometimes
Blindy says: Oh!
Blindy says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Blindy says: yay..
Blindy says: lol..
Blindy says: you know i was reffering to this movie.. eddie murphy..
AP says: I was raised in a private palace up until the age of 9!
AP says: do u understand what that could do to a child?
Blindy says: lol
Blindy says: I think I do!
Blindy says: How old are you now?
AP says: turning 21 soon
AP says: and you?
Blindy says: Inshallah
Blindy says: I'll be 23 in august
AP says: oh.. no longer a lil girl
Blindy says: AP.. hang on!
AP says: alright .. dont tyt
AP says: well since I've started whining I'll whine some more.. I'll leave this for when your back
AP says: I don't get to fly with other passengers... I dont arrive at the same terminal in Seeb int'l airport... I don't get my luggage checked upon arrival
AP says: the cars.. the money.. the beautiful women..
AP says: I don't know what to do!
Blindy says: back..
Blindy says: oh..
Blindy says: OMG
Blindy says: you suck!
Blindy says: are you bragging?
Blindy says: you dont arrive at Seeb intl?
Blindy says: private port?
AP says: I wish that's all there is when I brag...
AP says: private vip terminal
Blindy says: oooh..
Blindy says: hmm..
Blindy says: who's your father again?
Blindy says: and errm...ahem *clears throat* when are you coming back?
AP says: I can't say much more than that I'm afraid... for political reasons
Blindy says: ... you're kidding right?
AP says: hehehe soon.. but not as soon as I'd like to
AP says: I kid you not
AP says: kidding bout what exactly?
Blindy says: about who your papa is...?
AP says: u know those James Bond movies... "if I told ya I'd have to kill ya" sorta thing
AP says: hahaha
AP says: ok not that bad but ...
AP says: that's one of the things I was brought up with
AP says: do u know what it's like to be an adult studying abroad having people spying on you whenever you look over your shoulder!!
Blindy says: really?
Blindy says: but Im not a spy! we swears!
Blindy says: ya3ni 3adi..I always ask for people's last names and father's names
AP says: oh noo no no.. I din mean it like that
Blindy says: makes it more personal.. because I chat to them
Blindy says: and im going to be chatting to you ya3ni..
Blindy says: fa thats all
AP says: I know where yer comin from
Blindy says: Oh ..did I mention I was a ver curious person and wouldnt take no for an answer?
Blindy says: *very
AP says: nope you din mention that.. but I doubt that's gonna make a difference
Blindy says: dang..
Blindy says: suit yourself then..
Blindy says: So.. in attempt to change the subject.. lol, who do those beautiful eyes in your DP belong to?
AP says: to a beautiful stranger that appeared on the cover of a book that I was once told about by Arabian Princess
AP says: little did I know ofcourse at the time of my saving the pic
AP says: nevermind that now
AP says: they took the word gullible out of the dictionary!
AP says: you're not gonna ask me why?
Blindy says: lol...
Blindy says: why?
AP says: cuz yer by far one of the most gullible people evere! hahahahaha
Blindy says: am I now.. you see I do get that alot!
Blindy says: so.. why again ?
AP says: well hmm lets see
Blindy says: lol...here it comes..
AP says: cuz 1) everything I said for the past 10-15 minutes was bullshit
2) things dont get any "bullshitter" than that lol
3) I am anything but 'royalty'!
4) obviously that's not my real last name
5) you're either realllllyyyy gullible or you felt sorry for me and had to play along !
Blindy says: shit!
AP says: I dont think I've ever done a better job at bullshitting before!
Blindy says: I dont think I like you anymore..
Blindy says: taking advantage of poor simple minded me
AP says: now I can laugh at all the things I laughed at above! LOOOOOOOOOOL
Blindy says: waaaaaaaaal...
Blindy says: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!
Blindy says: my my... I really AM naive and gullible!
Blindy says: shit..
AP says: u dont like me anymore? *sniff* (puppy eyes).. is that cuz I aint royalty?
AP says: ok now can I please make fun of the stupid things I said above
AP says: you can ignore this part if you wish! lol
Blindy says: I mean, you probably couldnt pull a straight face saying all this to me
Blindy says: laugh all you want
AP says: LOOOL!
Blindy says: oh laugh and get it over with!
Blindy says: please!
AP says: I actually tried pulling a straight face while typing all that believe it or not.. lol
Blindy says: LOL
AP says: "My grandad is Taimoor bin Faisal"
AP says: LOL
AP says: I would have to be soooo old! lol
AP says: I dont even know why I picked him! lol
AP says: I dont travel with other passengers"
AP says: for God's sake.. THE QUEEN of Englad travelled on british airways on her last visit to Australia
AP says: England*
Blindy says: laaa..but omanis are known for having multiple wives, you couldve easily been the son of the youngest wife or something!
Blindy says: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Blindy says: I did not know that!
AP says: c'mon!! did you really think of that?
Blindy says: i thought you'd have a private jet or something!
Blindy says: and VIP terminal aah
Blindy says: so..what IS true exactly?
Blindy says: my god..
AP says: "I was raised and brought up in a private palace till the age of 9" was it?
AP says: LOL
Blindy says: I cant believe our whole conversation was a LIE!
Blindy says: from the begining!
Blindy says: and you start lieing!
Blindy says: my goodness..
AP says: that thought was from the biography of His Majesty!! lol
Blindy says: what school did u go to you jerk!
Blindy says: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Blindy says: ya rabby..
AP says: and so was the part of "Sandhurst military Academy" LOL!
AP says: I walk on beds of flowers that are laid there by maidens" ?
Blindy says: I thought so!
Blindy says: that sounded very familiar!
Blindy says: but i just thought our king went there!
AP says: "cars.. money.. beautiful women"
Blindy says: aaargh
Blindy says: I cant believe you!
AP says: 7ilwa thee!.. Hugh Hefner from the playboy mansion? LOL!
AP says: laaaa wo ba3ad "I don't know what to do "
Blindy says: hahahaha
Blindy says: khalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
AP says: Blindy
AP says: please accept my thanks and gratification for making me laugh so much at a time when I really needed it!
Blindy says: LOL
Blindy says: wow..
Blindy says: you're welcome, but for some reason I dont feel good about meself now!
Blindy says: so...
Blindy says: you wanna start over?
Blindy says: jackass
AP says: hahahahaha!!
AP says: hey you cant call me jackass.. I'm royalty remember!!
Blindy says: LOL!
Blindy says: Im sorry! Your majesty!
Blindy says: btw
Blindy says: LOL
Blindy says: I even connected it to you posting pictures of his majesty and oman in your blog
AP says: well while I was bullshitting I knew that the pics would come in handy for the lie
Blindy says: I cant believe that happened
Blindy says: I mean if i had known you shwai bas, this wouldnt have happned
Blindy says: I can usually spot a bullshitter
Blindy says: but you my friend have outdone yourself!
Blindy says: hehe
Blindy says: Touche!
AP says: that's as close to royalty as I'll ever get!
AP says: it was nice living the role for 10 minutes though
AP says: Hi my name is AP
AP says: some of my hobbies are: reading, surfing the net,scribbling on walls, and pulling girls from their hair
AP says: what are some of yours?

AP says: Hello?
AP says: you there?
(No, those last two lines were bogus :p)

If you made it all the way down here, then I hope you enjoyed it, and I apologise for taking so much of your time!